When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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