i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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