If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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