After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Congratulations! We have a period
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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