how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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