Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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