i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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