question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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