Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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