im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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