It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we're making bets on your personal life
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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