we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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