return my video game
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
