the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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