I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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