My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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