Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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