you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
the raccoons are back...
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