garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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