idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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