And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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