You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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