we have pet lesbian snakes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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