This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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