He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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