dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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