brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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