Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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