i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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