so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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