do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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