He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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