remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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