I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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