we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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