have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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