I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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