I wanna bring you to show and tell
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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