yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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