We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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