I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My liver just had a heart attack.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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