is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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