Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I will be naked everywhere
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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