absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She's JV to your varsity
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
it hurts more in the daytime
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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