God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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