maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
