They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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