fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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