it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We are two peas in an std pod
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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