Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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