We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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