Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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